OH PUTIN YOU SILLY PEDOPHILE.(yes, I am just finding out about this, shut up I am an ignorant American ( Read more... )

Stolen from fishkro, my uke.

( seme, of course )

So I'm talking to Sarah about my science fair project. And I'm like.

Rosie says: (4:35:23 PM)
Help me with my title.

Sarah's suggestion?

Sarah says: (4:35:45 PM)
MY LAKE WATER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, FLORIDA! FACE!

Sarah says: (4:36:07 PM)
OH GOD
Sarah says: (4:36:15 PM)
I WONDER IF THEY'LL ACCEPT THAT

Sarah says: (4:38:14 PM)IF THEY DID EXCEPT ( Read more... )

SCREWING IN MODERATION
SCREWING IS SUCH A BORE
NONE OF MY TIME IS WASTED
I DO THAT SHIT ON TOUR

I WANNA MAKE SOME BABIES
I WANNA GET IT ON
I WANNA MAKE YOU HORNY
BUT I CAN'T GET IT UP

I WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY
BUT I DON'T WANT NO JOB
I WANNA MAKE YOU HORNY
BUT I CAN'T GET IT UP

Yeah guys this is the kind of music I listen to. \o/

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